awwww-cute:

If I ask my dog “Where’s your baby?” he’ll find her and they’ll cuddle
I’m not going to be the girl you marry, but I’ll be the girl you’ll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline.
(via safizm)
nothingman:

via http://www.listen-tome.com/save-me/
bombing:

are they just using her for everything now

i just forgot idina menzel’s name and thought she was actually called adele dazeem

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone