What My Brain Does Before Bed x

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omfgitsindiaf:

-sharkbites:

gothiccharmschool:

I think today needs an adorable baby bat wiggling its ears at us. Yes. 

Baby

This is so cute. I think I might cry.

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mischief-had-been-managed:

theanti90smovement:

hmm 666

6+6+6=18

18….

Obama was 18 once

very scary

not sure what this information means

brought to you by Fox News

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best-of-funny:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

X

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iamsoboredandihaveareallylongurl:

honeyyoushouldseemeinpurgatory:

toburnmybrothersbones:

#bitch please

except that he totally did

Yup

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australiansanta:

foodtrucker:

the-average-introvert:

jimmy-carrs-laugh:

kcindys:

foodtrucker:

you’ve never felt self hatred until you’ve heard a recording of your voice

and then i saw my face

and now im a believer

not a trace

of doubt in my mind

stop

im in love

oooooo00000ooo

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P

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