Purposely intimidating racist old white men on public transport.

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

caitiward:

Well, today escalated quickly. I blame @firemakeup & @djbobbyray! But oh how I love them <3

i have freshers flu so i feel like shit

upside is i have a slave to bring me things and i get to stay in bed all day 

\o/